Mary Carey

from All Headline News

We have invaded the Republican Party deeper than ever. We now have porn stars dining with the President himself.

Douglas Maher - All Headline News Staff Reporter

Washington D.C. (AHN)- A Republican fundraiser with the President of The United States is probably the last place you would expect to find a porn star to be sitting, but adult film star Mary Carey was right there amongst the herd of GOP elephants.

After attending Tuesday night’s dinner, Carey came clean with her commitment to the Grand Ole Party.

She says, “I met a lot of nice people, I met some people who talked about helping me on my next campaign. I thought everyone would be stuck up and no one was going to like me. Instead, everyone loved me, got drunk and took pictures with me. So I want to keep going to Republican events. I’m a fully converted Republican now.”


How much money does the adult industry donate to the Republicans?

This hasn’t played well with all Republicans to say the least. The party that is based on traditional conservative pro-family values has its detractors.


Traditional conservative values?

Rev. Donald Wildmon of the American Family Association says, “I’ve sent three E-mails to [GOP Chairman] Ken Mehlman saying, ‘Hey, give us some kind of explanation here. I think I’d be more interested in getting votes, rather than raising money.”

Votes don’t count. Money does.

Prior to the party fundraiser, Carey also said, “I’m especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove. Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he’s against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn’t so bad!”

She says she reads the Bible and prays daily.


How much praying can you get in between porn shoots? And is this before or after the blowjob scene?

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